Imma let you finish Melbourne but...

Sorry, couldn't resist the Kanye reference. This next house, which is located in my very own neck of the woods, is so pornariffic that even Kanye himself blogged about it. Now I'm just going to let you know that this blog is about property porn and is not about property gossip so I'm not about to violate folk's privacy. Why? Because I'd hate if anyone did that to me and I'm scared of the karma fairy. So, even though I know the address of this property and a hell of a lot about its history of ownership, I'm just going to keep this about the property pictures. Except to say this; they're looking for over $10,000,000 for this place. OK, well this is Sydney but I don't think it's worth quite that much. Anyway, it sold for half of that only 2 years ago (according to property records) even though the vendors back then were looking for around $10,000,000. And they're using an out of area agent. While I'm sure they're very good but it just seems to me that the vendors are not really serious about selling this place.

Understandable really, I wouldn't want to leave it either.

The Walker House - Bayview, NSW

Top marks for this bathroom.

Palm Springs on Pittwater. Noice.

The money shot. There's also a tennis court below the pool.

It's obvious this house was heavily inspired by Richard Neutra's Kaufmann House in Palm Springs, California.

Where's the telly?

PS - the listing says it's 30 minutes from this house to the Sydney Harbour Bridge. OK sure, in a helicopter if you're Bronwyn Bishop.