The Porn in The Bedroom.

I look at a ridiculous amount of property listings, I really do. It's actually a little bit pathetic. I blame my mother and all those years she dragged (a reluctant) me around to look at the window displays of real estate agents. Well thank god for the internet because now she and I can look to our hearts delight without getting off our arses.

It is the rare listing indeed that is worthy of a mention on The Porn. Of the approximately 500-700 listings per week I look at, maybe one listing is up to the standard of The Porn. But even some of the rejected listings have the odd fantastic room and I will be featuring these rooms from time to time. The criteria for selection is that it has to be something I want for myself. It may not be the most styling room ever but it needs to be a room I want to be in; to live in and in the case of this posting, to sleep in.

So now it's time for The Porn: The Bedroom Edition.

I like this because it reminds me of London.

This room looks perfect for sleeping. Am going to assume the throw is faux. lol, I rhymed.

I like the curvy window, makes it seem like a ship. And I like the point blank view of the Harbour Bridge. The decor? Meh but that can be fixed.

I like how the bed is so solid, it really anchors it in this large room.

Yes, yes I know but I like it so piss off. 

Again, this looks great for sleeping.

 

Here I like the privacy plus the access to that little courtyard.