Christ Melbourne, give Sydney a chance!

Another day, another hundred or so listings. And once again the porn of the day is from Melbourne. Sydney, you and I need to sit down and have a chat.

83 Caroline Street, South Yarra VIC

I NEED this place. My god, it's just perfect for me. Except of course for the small issue of it being in Melbourne. The kitchen is remarkable, just utterly stunning. And the layout is very clever and really quite unusual. One thing I will say is that I'm surprised it's being marketed as a 2 bedroom when in reality it would be fair to say there's 3 bedrooms as the front sitting room could very easily be referred to as a bedroom even if it's not currently being used as one. Unless of course they are counting that and counting the studio part separately, I'm not sure. Anyway, check out the floorplan below to see what I'm talking about.
(click pics to enlarge)

Now this is a kitchen for srs bzns cooking.

I'm just going to ignore that coffee table....


  1. I liek this one. This one I liek.

    Can has plz?

    K thx.

  2. Sir, your taste is immaculate.

  3. As a near-lifelong Sydneysider, I think the best thing we can do is sit down, pour ourselves some tall drinks and admit that Melbourne is better.

    Then after some calm discussion and clearing of the air we might be ready to start imitating them.


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