This is how you do it.

Once again it's fuh-huh-king freezing outside. Well, freezing considering it's Sydney. Anyway this weather makes me want to be in New York or London where they're not surprised by cold weather and actually understand how to insulate against it. Melbourne readers: are the places down there insulated properly against the cold? Drop me a comment below and let me know.

78 West Toorak Road, South Yarra VIC

This next house is a kind of house that Sydney just does not have. At least not anymore. Thankfully, while Sydney's beautiful buildings were being torn down and replaced with Meriton-ish shite, efforts were clearly being made to protect Melbourne's architectural heritage. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Melbourne gets more than its fair share of exposure on this blog.