Porn Collingwood and The Maples Warehouse.
Yes, "Porn Collingwood". What is that? Seriously? Blogger.com has a great interface that allows me to see how many hits this blog has had, what the referring URL's are and most interestingly, what people are plugging into Google which results in them being linked into this blog. I understand why that search term is generating link backs but what the hell are people actually looking for when they search Porn Collingwood? If you've got any ideas, use the comment box below to fill me in......
And now for my next post.
11/112 Millswyn Street, South Yarra VIC
Christ on a cracker this place is rooooooomy. I like. The listing tells me this place is the sub penthouse in what used to be The Maples warehouse.
Behold.
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The basins are horrid.
Let's live, in a rail car, agaiiiiin! I know it's nice and all, but not even Steve Jobs' house is this thin and rectangular.
ReplyDeletelol at the handrail for the two steps up to the pretentiously raised dining platform with wanky minimalist table and totally impractical school lunch benches. Way to conflict the vibes bro.
And while you were spewing at the bowls, I spewed at that giant beyond-moss-almost-british-racing-green poof in the next room that is quietly sneering at everything, with good reason.
Forget beating ppl with phonebooks, some ppl should be beaten with their own no-ikea catalogues. I've seen plenty of ikea rooms that look way better than this - that's the true tragedy here: whoever's responsible thinks they know what they're doing.
I honestly think this place was styled for the marketing campaign as I can't see any personal effects/photos/any sign that a human being lives here. And the artwork is the exact kind that places like Guests/Valiant like to use.
ReplyDeleteI worked in this building in 1968 when it was owned by Maples, nice to see it still standing and renovated.
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